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An archive of copypastas from Riot Games's popular game, Valorant, formerly known as Project A. And just to be clear, in Project A, shooting matters. You don’t kill with abilities. Abilities create tactical opportunities to take the right shot. Characters have abilities that augment their gunplay, instead of fighting directly with their abilities.
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This player doesn't even use a monitor
I've seen [insert player here] play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes.
I think it’s safe to say NA is a far superior region
I think it’s safe to say NA is a far superior region. There is just such a mentality difference between the two regions. Teams from NA want to win, while teams from EU (Streamnatic, Team twitchquid) just don’t want it as much. it really shows in the way they perform. NA is far more disciplined, practicing long hours of the day while EU would rather stream. Next lan, I’m not sure EU should get any spots tbf.
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Valorant fanfic
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CSGO is a rip off of Valorant
How blatant can Valve be? Seriously? So instead of the spike they have something called a "bomb"? Instead of abilities they have "nades mollies and smokes". Instead of agents it's terrorists and counter-terrorists? What is this the 1970s? It's almost as if they copied but halfway through they got lazy and just released the game. Valve should be ashamed of themselves. I guess imitation is the best form of flattery, Riot is so kind to not come after Valve legally. Blatant rip off of Valorant this game is
I'm better than professional valorant players
Wait, these are PROFESSIONAL valorant players? I'm better than all of them and I'm in bronze. I purposely empty my vandal clip down to 1 bullet because I kill all my opponents with 1 tap ease. Tenz looks like he could use some lessons from me directly. I'm bronze by the way.
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Valorant censorship
At least you have the f*cking balls to say it.Like in Valorant in the voice chat if you call someone a retard for being trash at the game and not using a mic, and he's a Russian player, you're "banned". Nevermind that the race of the player exists independently from how trash he is at the game. Obviously not all Russians have no mic, (correlation/causation), but this "all players are equal" political correctness bullsh*t is making it impossible for Valorant players to solve a problem they cannot discuss.
MY NAMES HIKO IM A BAITER
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ILL MEET YOU AT THE BOMBSITE
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i swear, if I hear one more time that you cant counter Viper postplant.
i swear, if I hear one more time that you cant counter Viper postplant.1) push her (duh)2) smoke her lineup position so she cant setup the lineup3) molly her lineup position, as above4) bodyblock the Snakebite (this one is hilarious)5) Sage wall to bounce, as above
Uninstalling valorant
UNINSTALLING VALORANT▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▢ ╭━╮╭━╮╭╮ ╱ ╰━┫╰━┫╰╯╱╭╮ ╰━╯╰━╯ ╱ ╰╯ COMPLETE
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I’m paying to shoot like Wardell not Whiffdell
📞Hello?📞Is this the OP Academy?📞I would like a refund please📞I’m paying to shoot like Wardell not Whiffdell📞He do miss📞
(▀̿Ĺ̯├┬┴┬┴ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
I've seen Tenz play, he doesn't even use a monitor
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Eating chicken wings beside Tenz
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Cypher
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valorant is not csgo
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EU also known as "Easily Upset"
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What happened to this ad? :(
What the hell are both of these teams doing?
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This valorant team is fantastic, they just need to work on
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Hiko is as cracked as he is jacked (7-11 diapers)
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if SINATRAA and my girl both drowning (valorant)
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I used to be a real ad
Last week I saw Wardell while in line at the bank
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